Thrillers!

thrillers

Join Ethan and Aaron as we delve into a favorite genre thrillers! only with a twist no Hitchcock!  we feel his films are a genre by themselves! We are joined once again by friend of the Jeramie!

About Thrillers

Thriller and Suspense Films: These are types of films known to promote intense excitement, suspense, a high level of anticipation, ultra-heightened expectation, uncertainty, anxiety, and nerve-wracking tension. Thriller and suspense films are virtually synonymous and interchangeable categorizations, with similar characteristics and features.

If the genre is to be defined strictly, a genuine thriller is a film that rentlessly pursues a single-minded goal – to provide thrills and keep the audience cliff-hanging at the ‘edge of their seats’ as the plot builds towards a climax. The tension usually arises when the main character(s) is placed in a menacing situation or mystery, or an escape or dangerous mission from which escape seems impossible. Life itself is threatened, usually because the principal character is unsuspecting or unknowingly involved in a dangerous or potentially deadly situation. Plots of thrillers involve characters which come into conflict with each other or with outside forces – the menace is sometimes abstract or shadowy.


Battleship

Battleship

‘Battleship’, yes I saw’ Battleship’. Let’s get this part over.

‘Battleship’ tells the story of two Navy Brothers one a successful captain (Alexander Skarsgård) and one rebel(Taylor Kitsch) who is forced to join by his brother after an chicken burrito stealing incident gets tazerd. However this fateful chicken burrito stealing incident also gains him the affections of the young daughter (Brooklyn Decker) of a Navy Admiral (Liam Neeson). This is quite a chicken burrito! Whenever I eat one all I gain is indigestion. Not a hot girl and an officers commission in the Navy!

This story is interrupted by aliens! That attack for no other reason that I could tell than ‘just cuz’. Wash, rinse, repeat. I could go into the story but who cares. It’s a story that’s been told several times before. Aggression from a foreign invader but our earthly pluckiness is too much for them to bear. And throw in a badass one liner (Mahalo Motherf—explosion!)  It’s a dumb turn your brain off action flick. What do you expect?

Apparently people expect more. I haven’t seen a more indignant audience in years!  How dare they make a movie based off of a board game? Personally I don’t see this as any more of a stupid of an idea than Transformers, G.I. Joe, Smurfs, or any other of these nostalgia dripping flicks that seem to swell up the summer movie box office.

I didn’t particularly like this movie. It’s not my bag. As much as I enjoy seeing Liam Neeson in anything he’s not enough to save this one.

 

Overall this movie’s biggest downfall is being based off of ‘Battleship’.   Other than one scene is showing the familiar firing grid, and the aliens using ammunition that us ‘Battleship’ veterans will recognize as the white and red pegs used in the game there is very little connecting it to its source material. This feels like a script that was retrofitted to fit a franchise rather than written from the ground up as ‘Battleship’. But to be fair if they were 100% faithful to the game the entire flick would be a static shot of two fleets shooting at each other until there was a victor. And it seems like people would prefer it if that is what we got.

This isn’t a movie that I enjoy. I don’t hate it. I nothing it. However I am different than most in that not only do I not scream ‘why is this piece of crap being made?’ I completely understand why it’s being made. It’s a studio reaction to all of the nostalgia laden flicks I mentioned earlier. Studios see box office success for movies like that and try to repeat the success. So you don’t have to like this movie. Just understand if you’ve bought tickets to any of those movies then you are complicit in movies like ‘Battleship’ I’ve accepted that fact. So if you hate movies like this then all you have to do is not go. It’s really that simple. movie studios react to silence much more than righteous indignation.

Action Flicks

action genre

Join Us as we discuss what Aaron mockingly refers to as ‘Ethan Movies’ yes it’s action flick! one of the most popular genres come the ample summer months! and we are joined by ‘fresh meat’ friend of the Show Jeramie!

The Avengers

avengers movie poster

Joss Whedon’s Avengers is already on the path to box office gold having earning over twice the box office receipts in its opening day that his previous theatrical directorial effort (Serenity) made in its entire run.

I’m not going to waste time here and go over the plot and characters. You’ve already seen it. If you haven’t you aren’t reading this.

We know it’s a financial success, but what about critical success? I’ve read everything from best comic book movie to date to sucks fucking donkey dick.

Neither review is right, or wrong.

The thing about ‘The Avengers’ is it isn’t a perfect film. There are some pacing issues in the first act, some forced character development, and some laughable dialog. But that’s missing the point. You don’t go watching a movie like The Avengers for David Mamet like dialog. And if you do you have bigger problems than whether or not you like a movie.

‘The Avengers’ is a victory lap for marvel studios. It’s the culmination of the past successes from the original ‘Iron Man’ forward. It doesn’t waste our time telling us who these characters are again. It knows that we’ve all seen the previous movies. And if you haven’t the characters aren’t exactly Hamlet. But don’t distress! Tony Stark briefly tells Loki who they are all in case you weren’t paying attention.

I liked ’The Avengers’. I liked it a lot.  That’s not to say it doesn’t have its problems. But they don’t really matter. By the time you start analyzing what’s going on you are treated to some really clever Joss Whedon dialog. And as soon as you are done laughing you are treated to some awesome eye candy. I’d recommend skipping your Ritalin that day because ‘The Avengers’ is an assault on your senses but in a good way if you get my meaning.

It has the over the top action that is a staple in summer movies. And if that’s not what you want you should sit this one out. It suits this movie.  You shouldn’t be expecting a psychological romp full of social minutia. Let’s say the third act puts aside the action for Loki and Tony Stark playing a chess game for the fate of the world. That would be a bigger sin that Iron Man going mouth to ass on a giant space centipede could ever be.

The stand out in this movie was Mark Ruffalo’s take on the Hulk. He really seems to have done his homework for this role. He nailed the balance between rage and super genius that we’ve been sorely missing in the previous Hulk movies. And add to that Joss Whedon knows the character. He understands the power that he is holding at bay and gives us a real reason to be afraid of making him angry!

So all in all I liked it. It’s not a perfect film. But I think it just might be a perfect Avengers movie. For my taste I still prefer some of the previous Marvel films to this one for the same reason I’m not a big X-men movies. I prefer a smaller more personal story.

But support of one thing isn’t criticism for another.